Waterdeep Wazoo, Tarsakh 1, 1493 DR (April 1, 2021)

Letter to the editor
Tarsakh 1, 1493 DR

Dear Mr. Rudderbust, 

I think that you and our fellow Waterdhavians should know that the Cassalanters are heavily involved in a satanic pedophilic cult run largely run by tieflings.  PAY ATTENTION PEOPLE! all the kids and orphans who have gone missing this year!? The strange appearance and slurred speech from many of our cities` nobles!?  Many of the so-called elite of our beloved city are part of a secret cult to Asmodeus, they offer child sacrifices and drink the blood to obtain unnaturally extended life and wealth from the devils.   Our open lord, Lady Laeral Silverhand is a human who by her own admission is centuries old...  something doesn't add up.   Wake up people!!! Read the Patriots Pamphlet-- the last five years since Lord NEVEREMBER supposedly lost power--has all been part of the plan to expose them and Make Waterdeep Great Again!


Sincerely, A. Appleblossom


(Ed. Note we felt this letter was of public interest, we do not know whether the claims set forth in this letter are accurate or not)

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